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Why are trees always so positive?

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What's another term for a sleeping bag?

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Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

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What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

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I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

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Why did the body of water think so much?

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Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

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Which flower is easily embarrassed?

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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What's a tornado's favorite game?

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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

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Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

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What boat is great at getting a deal?

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Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

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Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

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Where does a camper keep his money?

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How do trees get access to the internet?

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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

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I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

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What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

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Does your shoe have a hole in it?

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What's the ocean's favorite song?

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What happens when grass goes out of town?

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Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

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Why do trees have so many friends?

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

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Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

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Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

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Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?