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What day is your mom always right?

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

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What did Santa bring to the potluck?

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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

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What do birds serve on Halloween?

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

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How did the vampire start his letter?

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What did the skeleton order at the bar?

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

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What is the best Christmas present ever?

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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

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What do you call Santa's Helpers?

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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

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What Easter candy has tons of friends?

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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?