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Food & Drinks

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

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Why are pigs so good at building houses?

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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

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Why does the orange always lose in races?

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

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Why do some people love eating snails?

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What do chefs do in their spare time?

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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

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What kind of water do fireworks like?

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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

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Did you hear about the famous pickle?

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What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

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What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

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What do you call a noodle in disguise?

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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

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What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

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Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?