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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white background

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

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What branch of the military accepts newborns?

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What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

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Why are goats so funny?

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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

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Which family member is always relieved?

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What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

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Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

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priest lawyer?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

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Who are crows' favorite family members?

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Surprised makeup?

Surprise!!!!

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What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

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Why are cause and effect so close?

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How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

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What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

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What do dads love to eat after dinner?

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What did the stair machines call each other?

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What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

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greatest daughter?

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

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How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

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What did the antelope husband call his wife?

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