Jokes for days

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

November 24, 2021

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

November 24, 2021

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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

November 24, 2021

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Why do two skunks argue?

November 24, 2021

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What happens when a frog's car dies?

November 24, 2021

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Why was the fish so smart?

November 24, 2021

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

November 24, 2021

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

November 24, 2021

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

November 24, 2021

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How do you care for a sick bird?

November 24, 2021

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

November 24, 2021

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

November 24, 2021

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

November 19, 2021

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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

November 19, 2021

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Where do horses reside?

November 16, 2021

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What do you call a baby monkey?

November 16, 2021

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

November 12, 2021

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

November 12, 2021

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

November 10, 2021

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Where do polar bears store their money?

November 10, 2021

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Why should you not pamper a cow?

November 9, 2021

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

November 9, 2021

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What does a cat go to sleep on?

November 9, 2021

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What happened when the owl lost his voice?

November 5, 2021

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What bee is good for your health?

November 5, 2021

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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

November 5, 2021

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Where would you find an elephant?

November 5, 2021

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What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

November 5, 2021

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

November 5, 2021

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

October 28, 2021

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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

October 28, 2021

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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

October 25, 2021

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

October 25, 2021

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What do frogs drink in the winter?

October 25, 2021

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What's the biggest moth in the world?

October 25, 2021

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How is cat food sold?

October 25, 2021

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

October 22, 2021

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What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

October 21, 2021

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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

October 21, 2021

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

October 6, 2021

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What's a bee's favorite novel?

October 6, 2021

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What goes zzub, zzub?

October 6, 2021

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What did the bee say to the flower?

October 6, 2021

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What is the definition of Robin?

October 6, 2021

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

October 6, 2021

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What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

October 4, 2021

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

September 29, 2021

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

September 29, 2021

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

September 29, 2021

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What do bees chew?

September 29, 2021

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Who is the bees' favorite singer?

September 29, 2021

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What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

September 29, 2021

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What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

September 23, 2021

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What games do ants play with elephants?

September 23, 2021

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What is the biggest ant in the world?

September 23, 2021

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

September 23, 2021

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

September 23, 2021

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

September 23, 2021

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

September 23, 2021

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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

September 23, 2021

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What does a lion call an antelope?

September 23, 2021

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

September 23, 2021

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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

September 20, 2021

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What's a duck's favorite TV show?

September 20, 2021

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

September 20, 2021

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Why couldn't the leopard hide?

September 16, 2021

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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

September 16, 2021

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Why are frogs always happy?

September 16, 2021

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What do you call the pig that does karate?

September 16, 2021

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

September 16, 2021

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What do you call the dog magician?

September 16, 2021

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Why did the cow cross the road?

September 16, 2021

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

September 14, 2021

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Where do baby apes sleep?

September 14, 2021

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Are baby skunks cute?

September 14, 2021

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

September 14, 2021

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

September 14, 2021

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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

September 13, 2021

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What's black and white and goes around and around?

September 13, 2021

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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

September 13, 2021

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Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

September 9, 2021

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How much money does a skunk have?

September 9, 2021

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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

September 9, 2021

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What type of dog loves to take showers?

September 9, 2021

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What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

September 9, 2021

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

September 9, 2021

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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

September 9, 2021

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What do ducks get after they eat?

September 9, 2021

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If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

September 9, 2021

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Why do cows wear bells?

September 9, 2021

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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate? 🍫

September 9, 2021

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

September 9, 2021

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a singing rodent?

September 9, 2021

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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

September 9, 2021

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Why did the fish blush?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

September 9, 2021

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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

September 9, 2021

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