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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
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Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
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What animal dresses the most fashionably?
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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
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Why was the cat so small?
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Where do polar bears store their money?
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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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Why are frogs always happy?
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Why did the whale cross the road?
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Why did the chicken cross the net?
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What is the most faithful insect?
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What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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What do you call the dog magician?
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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What's a glow worm's favorite song?
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What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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What do you call a singing rodent?
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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
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Why was the fish so smart?
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
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What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
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How do you spot a modern spider?
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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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What's a bear's favorite movie?
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Why don't ants get sick?
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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
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What bird helps you stay dry?
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How do you raise a baby elephant?
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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
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What's the world's weakest animal?
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How long do chickens work?
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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
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What do bees chew?
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
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What fish only swims at night?
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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What does a lion call an antelope?
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What did one firefly say to the other?
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Why are frogs always so happy?
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What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
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What do ducks get after they eat?
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How much money does a skunk have?
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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
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What animal loves Indian food?
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
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What medicine would you give an ill ant?
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When should you stop for a glow worm?
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What do you call a pig's sore eye?
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What is a parrot's favorite game?
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What happens when a frog's car dies?
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
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Why do bees buzz?
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What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
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What day of the week do chickens hide?
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What games do ants play with elephants?
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
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What animal has more lives than a cat?
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
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What animal has 20/20 vision?
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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
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What's a toad's favorite ballet?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
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What's black and white and goes around and around?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
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What animal scores the most in basketball?
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
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What kind of store would a dog own?
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