Jokes for days

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

September 16, 2021

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Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

September 16, 2021

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Why are frogs always happy?

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What do you call the pig that does karate?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

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What do you call the dog magician?

September 16, 2021

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Why did the cow cross the road?

September 16, 2021

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

September 14, 2021

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Where do baby apes sleep?

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Are baby skunks cute?

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

September 14, 2021

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

September 14, 2021

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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

September 13, 2021

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What's black and white and goes around and around?

September 13, 2021

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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

September 13, 2021

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Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

September 9, 2021

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How much money does a skunk have?

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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

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What type of dog loves to take showers?

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What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

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What do cats eat for breakfast?

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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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What do ducks get after they eat?

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If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

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Why do cows wear bells?

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What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate? 🍫

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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What do you call a singing rodent?

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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

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Why did the fish blush?

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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

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What do you call a dog that meditates?

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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

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What day of the week do chickens hide?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

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What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

September 9, 2021

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

September 9, 2021

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

September 9, 2021

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Why are frogs always so happy?

September 9, 2021

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

September 9, 2021

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How does a penguin build its house?

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

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What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

September 9, 2021

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Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

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How does a polar bear build a house?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a bear that has no teeth?

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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

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Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call octopus twins?

September 9, 2021

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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

September 9, 2021

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Which insect is the smartest?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

September 9, 2021

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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

September 9, 2021

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

September 9, 2021

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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

September 9, 2021

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What do you call a famous turtle?

September 9, 2021

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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

September 9, 2021

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Why don't ants get sick?

September 9, 2021

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