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many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

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Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

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What animal dresses the most fashionably?

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What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

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Where do polar bears store their money?

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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

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Why did the whale cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the net?

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What is the most faithful insect?

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What did the wasp do when he got hot?

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What do you call the dog magician?

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

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What's a glow worm's favorite song?

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What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

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What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

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How do you spot a modern spider?

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What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

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What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

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What's the world's weakest animal?

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What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

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What does a lion call an antelope?

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What did one firefly say to the other?

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

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How much money does a skunk have?

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What's a duck's favorite TV show?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

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When should you stop for a glow worm?

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What do you call a pig's sore eye?

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What is a parrot's favorite game?

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What happens when a frog's car dies?

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

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What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

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When is a black dog not a black dog?

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What day of the week do chickens hide?

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What games do ants play with elephants?

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

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What's a toad's favorite ballet?

The Seagulls?Animals

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

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What animal scores the most in basketball?

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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What kind of store would a dog own?